theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
Hello
  • Beatles fans: goodbye
  • Doors fans: i love you, wont you tell me your name
  • Pink Floyd fans: is there anybody in there
  • Lionel Richie fans: is it me you're looking for?
  • Led Zeppelin fans: BABE BABE BABE BABE
  • Bob Dylan fans: with just a glance
  • Slayer fans: FUCKING SLLLLAAAYYYYEERRRRR
  • Nirvana fans: how low
  • Guns n Roses fans: YOU KNOW WHERE YOU AARE
  • Foo Fighters fans: i've waited here for you, everlong
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers fans: ding dang dong dang deng deng

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

I am thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who I don’t want to be.
(via sleepyy-headd)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir)

scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

(Source: laheeys)

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

possibilityisinherhands:

flood people with compliments. make eye contact. don’t be the first one to let go of a hug. push yourself to run faster and further. listen intentionally

Do it without expecting anything in return. Give generously without selfish gain

.الجيات أحسن من الرايحات
What is coming is better than what is gone.

Arabic Proverb  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: vvitchfinder)